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[TEXT] Leia to Jude

  • Leia: Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude I'm boooooooooooooooooored.
  • Jude: What am I supposed to do about it though?
  • Leia: Entertain me!
  • Jude: Okay. How?
  • Leia: Iunno. Tell me a funny story or something!
  • Jude: I don't have any of those...
  • Leia: Okay then, how about a joke?
  • Jude: Okay, uhm...
  • Leia: No pun jokes or you're out.
  • Jude: I--... Oh...
  • Jude: ... I'm out then.
  • Leia: Damn it Jude!
  • Jude: It was a good one though!
  • Leia: Fine, what is it.
  • Jude: So I knew a professor back in Fennmont who had a really rowdy class. He got so stressed out that he eventually went cross-eyed!
  • Jude: So I guess you could say, he really couldn't control his pupils!
  • Jude: Eheh... Heh...
  • Leia: ... I swear to Maxwell, Jude.
  • Jude: Oh, come on!